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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Riding a Motorcycle - Did It!

[Apologies for the 2 month lag. I was kidnapped by trolls. At least I can cross “hanging out with trolls” off my list now.]

First things first: note that this is different from driving a motorcycle, and definitely different than obtaining a license, driving, and owning my own motorcycle.

Look, ma, no hands!

But, it was still a good start. I found out that I don’t like to change direction. I felt like we were nearly parallel with the road at every slight turn. Maybe it’s because I love speed. Or maybe 5 mph feels fast when your hair is whipping in the wind. Either way, I rode a motorcycle and survived.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Harry Potter 7 Opening Night - Did It!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Mad dash for the door. Or not: "Oh my God the movie was soooo good! Let's go see it again at 3:15!"

My top seven favorite things about the midnight showing of Harry Potter 7:


7. The freshman at my school named Harry Potter (facebook him, it's true).

6. My Harry Potter look alike (see photo above).

5. Harry and Hermione's awkward dance.

4. Dobby

3. Luna Lovegood

2. Harry Potter themed parties, complete with butterbeer, snitches, and the Whomping Willow (see below).

Yes, these are my friends. Jealous?

And the best part of HP7. Drumroll please...


1. Watching the boys' reactions to Hermione's nearly naked scene.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Boston Celtics - Did It!

Shaq, you don't look so big from way up here. I'll take you on.

“Anyone have a tissue?” –Zach. So we were in the nosebleeds. And the Celtics drove a steamroller over the Wizards. Nonetheless, I had a great time. Boston is such an awesome place to be for sports fanatics (or pretend sports fans, though I did find a green shirt to attempt to blend in), and TD Garden was the jam. The only complaint I have is finding out that KG is in fact more douche than nice guy.


Sunday, November 14, 2010

Skinny Dipping - Did It!

Full moon, full moon? Welcome to my first skinny dipping, circa 2006. And when the boys at the bonfire next to ours came and stole our clothes from the beach, my friend Allie chased after them with nothing on but fierce determination and a piercing battle cry. She won that battle, obviously. What kind of prepubescent boy could resist?

You're gonna wish you didn't eat so many smores when those clothes come off...

Flash forward several years, and I’ve upgraded to skinny dipping in broad daylight. This time it wasn’t so much driven by the liberation of being naked as much as it was for my aversion to tan lines.

Things can only get better from here. Next step, running with the big boys:

Bay to Breakers 12k, San Francisco, CA

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Paranormal Activity 1 & 2 - Did it!

I'm a survivor! Can horror movies apply as a cause for post traumatic stress disorder? Okay so watching PA1 in the basement of our house was probably not a great idea, but being 1 of 7 people (my friends and I made 4) in the theater for PA2 was not my fault.

In theory, the movies weren't that scary - nothing happens, you don't see anything, occasionally a door swings by itself. But I won't lie, the overall effect of hidden demons and being dragged and possessed definitely kept me paranoid for a few days (okay fine, I still hear noises and won't sit in the basement by myself).

Thinking about it too much just might make the ghost sightings start all over again, so I won't be talking about it ever again. I'm just going to block it out of my memory forever, and maybe then I'll be able to live a normal life again.

[Hey demon, don't take this the wrong way. I was plenty scared. You really don't need to prove your existence to me, I believe you already.]

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Skydiving - Did It!

Easily one of the most incredible experiences of my life. My friend Rob and I had discussed the vague idea of skydiving ever since we met freshman year. Then one Thursday, fall of sophomore year, we made committed – Sunday was the day. We joined 15 other crazy college kids driving up to Pepperell, Mass, but not before we divided our possessions among friends, told our loved ones we cared about them, and made an awesome playlist for our funeral.

Rob's rockin' the skydiving suit. What a natural.

First things first - we watched a 30-minute video listing the possible dangers of skydiving (as if my roommate hadn’t already engrained them in my head already) and fill out paperwork where you signed your life away, promising that your family wouldn’t sue Pepperell when you fell and died.

With nothing left to do but wait our turn, everything seemed like a typical Sunday afternoon. Rob and I spent a few minutes studying for our upcoming Chinese test (as if that’s what matters when you’re about to jump out of a plane) and the next hour or so just killing time.

We met our best friends for the next (or possibly last) 14 minutes of our lives – our instructors. They made a few cheesy jokes, then some scary ones, and finally took us up to the sky. That’s when I realized that my fear of heights was, in fact, still very much alive. It definitely didn’t help when we were almost 11,000 feet in the air, and they opened the plane door. I half-expected a giant yellow emergency exit slide to pop out and bring me back to the ground, but I saw nothing but little green specks that used to be several-acre farms.

I went first. Rob told me later that watching me drop out of the plane and disappear was what freaked him out the most. I started screaming way before I was pushed out the door (I’ve got a video I’m going to try to put up soon, it’s great).


Yup, that's me, screaming loud and proud. Hey look, there's Rob!

The first 3 seconds were freefall, and then I was just flying for a few minutes after that. Pretty indescribable; I’m no English major, so I won’t even try (is indescribable even a word?). I could see the ground getting closer, but I’d compare the feeling to lying facedown, starfish style, on top of a giant fan on its highest setting.


"I'm soaring, flying. There's not a star in heaven that I can't reach..." --HSM1

A few minutes of flying, and my instructor pulled the parachute… The suspense is killer, right? Well, I’m alive now, so something must have gone right. About ten minutes of easy sailing later, my instructor and I landed safely on a giant green field, where I watched in horror as Rob fell parachute-less to the ground. I’m kidding of course, I could never watch that happen. That’s just morbid.

So skydiving was pretty incredible. I was convinced for a while to become a professional skydiver. But then I found out that J.Crew was hiring. Oh well, maybe in another life.


*Except I “accidentally forgot” to tell my parents. I figured I’d save them a few worry wrinkles.